英语谜语 一定要是简单

　　1.Q:Who is closer to you,your mom or your dad?
　　A:Mom is closer,because dad is farther.
　　2.Q:Can you go to the cinema with your watch broken?
　　A:Of course not,for I don't have the time.
　　I don't have the time有两种理解:1.我没有时间;2.我没戴表或是我的表坏了,不知道时间.
　　3.Q:Why is the comet like Micky Mouse?
　　A:It's a star with a tail.
　　tail:(动物的)尾巴;彗(星)尾
　　4.Q:What's the largest room in the world?
　　A:The room for improvement.
　　room:房间;空间,余地
　　5.Q:What's the poorest bank in the world?
　　A:The river bank.
　　bank:银行;堤岸
　　6.Q:When is coffee like the surface of the earth?
　　A:When it's ground.
　　ground地面,也是grind磨碎、碾碎的过去分词形式
　　7.Q:What month do soldiers hate?
　　A:March.
　　march:行军
　　8.Q:When is a person not a person?
　　A:When he is a little cross.
　　cross:恼火,烦恼;十字架
　　9.Q:When is a door not a door?
　　A:When it's ajar.
　　ajar门虚掩,音似a jar
　　10.Q:When are boys not boys?
　　A:When they are bare-footed.
　　bear-footed 赤脚,音似bear-footed,脚和熊一样
　　11.Q:When is a clock dangerous?
　　A:When it runs down the stairs and strikes one.
　　strike one 另一个意思是:击中一个人
　　12.Q:Why is tennis so noisy?
　　A:Each player raises a racket.
　　racket (网球等)球拍;喧哗,喧闹
　　raise a racket大吵大闹
　　13.Q:If a cabbage and a carrot raced,which one would win?
　　A:The cabbage,because it's always ahead.
　　a head of cabbage一颗卷心菜
　　14.Q:How many feet are there in a yard?
　　A:It depends on how many people stand in the yard.
　　feet英尺;脚
　　yard院子;码
　　15.Q:When are people like glasses?
　　A:When they make spectacles of themselves.
　　make a spectacle of oneself使自己出丑,出洋相
　　16.Q:What beam is lighter than all the other beams?
　　A:Lightbeam.
　　17.Q:What animal eats with its tail?
　　A:All animals do.No one takes off its tail while eating.
　　with用……做事;带着,有……
　　18.Q:How can you make a slow horse fast?
　　A:Don't give it anything to eat for a while.
　　fast快的;绝食
　　19.Q:What is heavier in summer than in winter?
　　A:Traffic to the beach.
　　heavy重的;交通量大的,繁忙的
　　20.Q:What clothing is always sad?
　　A:Blue jeans.
　　blue兰色的;伤感的
　　21.Q:How many legs do horses have?
　　A:Six legs--forelegs in front and two in back
　　forelegs前腿,音似four legs
　　22.Q:When are people smartest?
　　A:When it's sunny,because everything's brighter then.
　　bright明亮;聪明
　　23.Q:I have a tree in my hand.What kind of tree is it?
　　A:It's a palm.
　　palm棕榈树;手掌
　　24.Q:Can you explain what is free speech?
　　A:Your talking on someone else's phone.
　　free自由的,免费的
　　25.Q:If the green house is on the right side of the road,and the ed house is on the left side of the road,where is the white house?
　　A:In Washington,D.C.