日记语录,查莉的成长日记台词

日记语录,查莉的成长日记台词

嗨 Charlie 我是Teddy
Hi, Charlie. It's Teddy here.
现在你只有九个月大
So right now you're nine months old
不过一切都很顺利
and everything is going great.
呃 差不多一切都顺利吧
Well, almost everything.
现在我要带你去看的东西可能会有点囧
Now what I'm about to show you is kind of disturbing,
所以做好心理准备哦
So brace yourself.
嗯 这些三明治一定会好好吃的
Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy.
没错 会的 没错 会的
Yes, they will, yes, they will.
妈妈爸爸从你一出生就开始用这种腔调讲话了
Mom and dad have been talking like that ever since you arrived
如果他们继续这样子的话 我会发疯疯的
And if it's not over soon, I'm gonna go crazy wazy.
- PJ - 怎么了
- PJ! - what?
你在听什么呢
What are you listening to?
我下了个芭蕾历史的播客听
I downloaded a podcast on the history of ballet.
- 你喜欢听那玩意儿吗 - 总比听儿语好
- you like that? - More than baby talk.
你想给你的饼饼配点鱼鱼一起吃吗
Would you like some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie?
是的 我想 是的 我想
Yes, I would, yes, I would.
等等 两位 Charlie又不在这儿
Wait, guys, Charlie isn't even here.
是啊 爱尿床的宝宝正在楼上睡觉觉呢
No, widdle baby take a nappy wappy upstairs.
那为什么你们两个说话还这个调调
So why are you guys still talking like that?
我一点点都不知道
I don't weawy know.
我想是因为我们两个有些晕头转向了
I guess we're just kinda fried.
我们白天工作了一整天 晚上还要照顾宝宝
Well, we work all day, take care of a baby all night.
工作和照顾宝宝来回换班
Work shift, baby shift
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