帮我找个用英语说的相声台词~我需要一段用三到五分钟讲完的英语相声,急

帮我找个用英语说的相声台词~我需要一段用三到五分钟讲完的英语相声,急

相声没有 不过小品倒是有 Characters: Angel: A chief broadcaster. Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother. Anny’s father Anny’s teacher Anny’s classmates Divide the stage into two parts. On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers. On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books. (幕启,舞台左半亮,右半暗) (The phone is ringing) Old woman: Hello! Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum? Old woman: Oh, I’m granny. I’m not mum. Anny: I’m sorry. （电话挂断声,拨号声又起） A young woman: Hello! Anny（怯生生地）: Hello! I want mum. Is that mum? Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married. （电话继续响,右半舞台亮） Angel: Hello! Anny（鼓起勇气）: I want mum. Is that mum? Angel: Who’s that speaking? Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny. Angel: Anny?（充满疑惑）.（略为思索后,用母亲的声调）Where are you? Anny（仿佛遇见母亲,忍不住哭起来）: Mum,（哭声,欲语泪先流,又猛然惊觉）Mum, mum, I’m not crying. Angel（安慰地,担心地）: You are a nice little girl. Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved. Mum, don’t you miss me? Angel（慈爱地）: Of course, I do. I do miss you? Anny: Really? Angel: Yes. I miss you so much. Anny: Mummy! Angel: En… Anny: Mummy! Angel: Yes? Anny（笑若银铃） (Angel 慈爱地笑,心略有所安) Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill. Angel（关切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you? Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now. I felt pain, but I didn’t cry. Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl. Then you won’t come back. Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears. Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not… Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推门入,见Anny在打电话,连忙夺过） Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else. （对着电话）Sorry, I’m really sorry. The child has disturbed y

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