How can you double your money?

外加两题：
Where does Thursday come before Tuesday?
When do elephants have eight legs?

趣味问答
不是翻译！！！！！！！！

How can you double your money?
Look at it in a mirror!

Where does Thursday come before Tuesday?
In dictionary.

When do elephants have eight legs?
With the shadow?

to get milk from a cow或to milk a cow是“挤牛奶”的意思，但是想要从猫那里得到牛奶（get milk from a cat），就只有把牛奶盆拿走（remove its saucer），让它少吃一点。