有趣的英文故事

有趣的英文故事

问题一：一小段有趣的、简短的英文故事，快！！！ Ten Candies
十块糖
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have?”
妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？”
“Ten.” Jim says.
“10块。”吉姆说。
“Ten?” Mother asks.
“10块？”妈妈问。
“Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”
“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？”问题二：找一个有趣的英语故事 Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angery.
She told him Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife went out and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
从0到200
故事大体意思：Bob忘了他和妻子的结婚纪念日，妻子很生气，让他明天准备一个礼物，并放在车道上，这个礼物要在6秒能从0变化到200.第二天早上，Bob很早就上班了，然后他妻子起床后发现车道上的确有个礼物盒，她把它拿进屋然后打开，发现是个体重秤。Bob自从周5就失踪了。
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. You can't get out of your room? the captain asked, Why not?
The stewardess replied: There are only three doors in here, she sobbed, one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!
只有3扇门
大体意思是：一个飞机机长今天看到，在他这般飞机上有个新来的一个金发碧眼......余下全文>>问题三：英语有趣的小故事有哪些 数字电视是一项全新的有线电视服务，用户通过机顶盒利用现有有线电视网络即可收看数字电视系统播出的数字电视，画面质量达到DVD水平，供用户选择的节目内容将极大丰富。通过数字电视，用户将跨入个性电视、互动电视的时代。现在，大多数家庭所收看的电视节目的信号是传统的模拟信号，而最新推出的数字电视是指将传统的电视信号数字化，按照DVB的标准压缩编码处理后，通过现有的有线网传输到每家每户。数字信号传输过程免受干扰，完全没有模拟电视的雪花、重影现象。目前苏州有线数字电视已可提供准视频点播、在线财经、国内卫视、境外卫视、电视网站、收视指南等服务项目。问题四：一个有趣的英文故事 Four Friends
One day, there is an American, one Italian, a Singaporean and Bangladeshi travelling around on a private helicopter.
After about one hour travelling, the American take out his cigarette (Dunhill) lighted it up and start smoking after two sip, he throw the balance of the cigarette.
The others three persons surprise and ask Why didn't you finish-up the cigarette before throwing ?
He reply arrogantly there is a lot of cigarette in my country.
Half an hour later the Italian take a bottle of branded perfume and apply on him and the rest he throw out of the window.
The other three persons was surprised and ask Why did you throw away the perfume ? . .
The Italian reply also there is alot of perfume in my country
The Singaporean don't know what to do & suddenly push that Bangladeshi out of the helicopter.
The other two person was shouted crazyly Why did you push him !!!!!!!?????? .
The Singaporean say slowly There is a lot of Bangladeshi in my country .
Everybody kept quiet and stayed away from the Singaporean.
Subject: Gas Station
A gas station was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, Free Sex with Fill-Up.
Soon a local guy pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a! number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The guy then guessed 8, and the ......余下全文>>问题五：英语1分钟小故事带翻译，最好是有趣一点的 The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young.
【译文】
老猫
一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老攻，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。
于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat. Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.
He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river.
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want......余下全文>>问题六：简单有趣的英语小故事 20分The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young.
【译文】
老猫
一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。
于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat. Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.
He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river.
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He ......余下全文>>问题七：又短又有趣的英语小故事 The pony lives in the green grass bacterium bacterium very beautiful brook side with his mother.In addition to the mother leads river to send the time of food for the village of river opposite shore, he always follows behind nearby closely at the mother. He leads of very happy, the time passed by by leap and bound. One day, the mother calls the pony to say nearby:Pony, you have already grown up, can work for mother.You sent to the village inside of river opposite shore to this bag food to go today. The pony promised very happily.His wore a food to arrive at a brook side by leap and bound.But there is no bridge on river, oneself can drip pass by.Can not know again river water have much deep?Hesitant medium of once the pony raise head, seeing just at not the distance eat the cow uncle of grass.The pony ran hurriedly to inquire about in the past:The uncle of the cow, do you know that water in the river isn't deeply deep? The cow uncle starts to stand his that high and big body to say with smile:Not deep, not deep.Just arrive my calf.The pony runs to return to river bank to prepare once dripping river goes to happily.He just on exceeding a leg heard a voice say suddenly:Pony, the pony doesn't descend to go to, this river can deeply.The pony bends over to look below, is an originally small squirrel.The small squirrel raises her beautiful tail, circle eyes of the circle, say very in earnest: One of my colleague drop......余下全文>>