介绍几篇双语的英语美文或笑话。（*@ο@*） 哇。

介绍几篇双语的英语美文或笑话。（*@ο@*） 哇。

Who Is the Laziest?Father
: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is
the laziest person in your class?
Tom
: I don't know, father.
Father
: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the
class and only watches how other people work?
Tom
: Our teacher, father.
中文：
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐
着，只是看人家做功课？
汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。
注释：
watch
是指专注地看着某人或某物的动作，指观看，常用于看电视、看比赛、看某人进
行某种活动等，一般用于看连续的过程；而
look
是指将视线放在某人或某物之上，常用来
提醒别人注意某人或某种正在发生的情况，一般是看一个画面
区别Wife:You tell a man something,and then it will go in one ear and come out of the other.
Husband:You tella woman something and then it will go in both ears and come out of the mouth.老婆：你对男人说一件事，它会从一只耳朵进另一只耳朵出。
老公：你对女人说一件事，它会从两只耳朵进从嘴里出。
抱怨If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him And never says it’s not quite
as good as his mother made it-buy a dog.如果你想找一个不管做什么都吃，还不抱怨没他妈妈做的好的人，买条狗吧。
母语They call our languge the mothes tongue because the fathe seldom gets to speak.
人们管自己的语言叫母语，因为爸爸很少有机会说话。
乐和尊严。成者深知成一事要看好时节，行一事要把握时机。
Although winners can freely enjoy themselves, they can also postpone enjoyment, can discipline themselves in the present to enhance their enjoyment in the future. Winners are not afraid to go after what he wants, but they do so in proper ways. Winners do not get their security by controlling others. They do n......余下全文>>