有一个笑话，请高手翻译成英文

大致意思是这样的

泰坦尼克号要沉了，大家都很害怕紧张，但是有一个人却在一边吃饼干。有人问道‘为什么你一点都不紧张害怕，还在这里吃饼干，难道你不怕死吗？’他说：‘因为医生叫我不要空腹喝水。’

请高手翻译一下，大致意思是这样的，可在原有的基础上自由发挥

titan, Nick to sink, everyone is afraid that tension, but there is a person is in the eating biscuits. It was asked,' Why do you have no tension fear, but also in the eating biscuits, do you not afraid? ' he said,' because the doctor told me not to an empty stomach, drink the water. '

Titanic to sink, we are afraid of tension, but there is one people in the side of eating biscuits. Some people asked, 'Why are not you a little nervous fear, is still here, eating cookies, do not you afraid of death? 'He said:' because the doctor told me not to drink water fasting. '

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