英语幽默两人对话短文

英语幽默两人对话短文

一天，天气非常不错，爸爸和儿子去山上爬山。
爸爸问儿子：“要是在野外遇到蛇你会怎么办？”
儿子回答说：“我会面带温润的笑容撑起一把伞，假装是许仙。”

小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 二 A; How are you 怎么是你, B:how old are you? 怎么老是你? A:You don't bird me,I don't bird you. 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 B:You have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers !together . 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! A:You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住! as far as you go to die 有多远,死多远! B； I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 .

A：I have done my job! B : pretty good! A : yes , i am god damn pretty!

One day, the weather was very good. Father and son went to climb the mountain. Dad asked his son, "What would you do if you met a snake in the wild?" The son answered, "I will hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian."

一哥们总是丢自行车，他想了个主意，他把新买的一辆车放在楼下， 上了三把锁并夹了一张纸：小样！让你偷！第二天车没丢，哥们很得意。 没想到走近了一看，车上有多了两把锁和一张纸，写着：小样！让你骑————！