急求两篇英文小品剧本 适合高一一学生的

其中一个时间3至五分钟 另一个10分钟左右

十万火急啊

要是能帮上忙 感激不尽

<One day morning>
BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!
DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.
BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself!
<Go to the cellaret>
DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that.
<Daisy throws the bottle out of the window>
BOSSY: You old witch!
<Bossy is so angry that he begins to hit Daisy>
DAISY (cry):Help!
<Daisy then runs out of the room. Bossy runs after her, but when he runs to the cellaret, he stops and take out a bottle>

<On the way home>
NOISY: Shall we go to the park?
LAZY: Good idea!
CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first.
LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him.
<Enter the room>
LAZY: Daddy?
BOSSY:………
LAZY: You look so handsome today…
<Bossy seems to be a little happy then>
LAZY: …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world.
BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.
<Instead of saying goodbye, they run to the door as fast as they can. But when they open the door, Daisy comes in>
DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.
NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.
DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes.
LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself!
CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid!
LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF!
CRAZY: What! I…
BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude <Speak in lower voice> —— That is because her family is a rich one——
DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema.
BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.<Turn to Noisy>You had been fired. This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away.
NOISY:<Cry>……Peacock flies to southeast. And there is a wander once five miles.
LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot…
CRAZY: Shut up!<Crazy run out of the room>
<Bossy looked even more angry, he turns to Noisy>
BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil!
LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her. <Turn to Noisy>Don’t be afraid. Let’s go together.
<Lazy and Noisy both leave the house to build up their new life. But Lazy’s parents were very sad, they don’t know what to do >
DAISY: <in despair> Oh dear, what shall we do then?
BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!

羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）

Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.

Act I

(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It’s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!

Act II

Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let’s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It’s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you……
Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single.
Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.
Xioafu: Your receipt, please.
Dabao: (shows the receipt )
Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.
Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.
Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.
Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!
Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.
Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!
Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!
X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.
D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?
Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?
Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?
Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)
Dabao, See you tomorrow.
Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.

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