世上最短的英语笑话

要很短很短的·

“下辈子我宁愿和你变成一对田鼠，即便是狂风暴雨、大雪封门，我还可以在暖暖的窝里抱着你，轻轻的咬你的小耳朵……”
" I prefer and you into a pair of mice, even if is a dangerous situation, snow-bound, I also in the warm nest hold you, gently bite your little ears ... ..."

---date? ___engaged. ______________________ 这是一个身受重伤昏迷多日后醒过来的士兵问护士：几号了？ 护士：订婚了。 护士把date理解成了“约会”。