英语短文60字

急需一篇较搞笑类的英语短文，小学生水平，60字左右

I Need Your Football
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”

“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”

“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”

1。Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day.

,I can make a great progress in English! 这个是有关你自己准备如何学好英语的。楼主可以做适当修改 希望楼主满意！

when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said ,"wake up, sir!" "i wasn't asleep," the man answered." "not asleep?but youhad your eyes closed." "i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing beside me in a crowded car." 当一群妇女上车时，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好像是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，：“先生，醒醒！” ‘我没有睡着。“那个男人回答。’没睡着？可是你的眼睛都闭上了呀。” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”