英语翻译请高人把这段话翻译成全英文版的!常餐快餐特餐可用ABC餐替代.急用.作为英语话剧.不要用google直译，这个我

英语翻译
请高人把这段话翻译成全英文版的!
常餐快餐特餐可用ABC餐替代.
急用.
作为英语话剧.
不要用google直译，这个我也会。

先说一下...这个实在是太麻烦了,一遍一遍重复...我晕倒了
常餐=regular meal
快餐=fast mea来
特餐=special meal
我没用ABC,怪别扭的
上面的两个用的翻译器
我在加拿大上学,小学到高中,英文没问题你可以相信我!
有事还可以找我!
P.S 我没有一遍一遍输入人名,麦兜是McDull,麦太是Mrs.McDull,伙计是waiter,每句话前面都是翻译,你自己看吧!
麦兜：麻烦,我要一个常餐呀
Excuse me,I would like a regular meal
麦太：常餐?常餐有什么吃的呀?
Regular meal?What’s in that?
伙计：跟特餐一样啰
Same as the special meal.
麦太：那特餐是什么东西呀?
Then what’s the special meal?
伙计：跟快餐差不多啰
Same as the quick meal.
麦太：那快餐又是什么呀?
Well,what’s the quick meal
伙计：切,快餐不就是午餐
Qie!So quick meal is afternoon meal then.
麦太：午餐吃什么呀?
What is afternoon meal?
伙计：午餐同晚餐一样啊
Same as the dinner meal.
麦太：那晚餐又吃什么呀?
Then what is the dinner meal?
伙计：晚餐也就是常餐啰
It’s the same as regular meal.
麦太：这样呀,我要两个常餐呀
Oh,alright,I want two regular meals then.
伙计：好东西呀,我们今天的常餐.不好意思,常餐卖完了
Oh good!Our regular meal today…sorry…our regular meal is sold out.
麦兜：恩,那改要特餐呀
En,then we change to special meal.
麦太：特餐?特餐有什么吃呀?
Special meal?What’s special meal?
伙计：特餐也就是午餐啰
Special meal is the same as afternoon meal.
麦太：午餐吃什么的呀?
What’s afternoon meal?
伙计：都是晚餐那些东西呀
It’s the same things from dinner meal.
麦太：那什么是晚餐呀?
Then what’s dinner meal?
伙计：同快餐一样啰
The same as quick meal.
麦太：那快餐吃什么的?
What’s quick meal?
伙计：恩,快餐也就是常餐啰
En,quick meal is regular meal.
麦太：那你刚才又说没常餐?
But you said there were no regular meal.
伙计：是呀,常餐是卖完呀,那你试不试一下特餐呀?
Right!Regular meal is sold out,how about trying the special meal.
麦太：两份特餐了
Then two special meals please.
伙计：不好意思,特餐卖完了呀
Sorry,special meal is sold out.
麦兜：恩,妈妈,不如改快餐呀
En,mom,how about changing it to quick meal.
麦太：快餐有什么呀?
What is quick meal/
伙计：快餐即是常餐
Quick meal is regular meal.
麦太：那常餐有什么呀?
What is regular meal.
伙计：常餐咪也就是午餐啰
Regular meal is afternoon meal.
麦太：哎呀,那午餐有什么吃呀?
Aiya,then what is afternoon meal?
伙计：午餐同晚餐一样呀
Afternoon meal is the same as dinner meal.
麦太：那晚餐呢?
Then dinner meal?
伙计：晚餐也就是特餐啰
Dinner meal is special meal.
麦太：切,那你刚才又说没有特餐?
Qie,but you just said there were no special meal.
伙计：是呀,特餐系卖完呀,那你试不试一下快餐呀?一样的呀
And I was right,special meal is sold out,how about trying the quick meal?It’s the same!
麦太：那两份快餐啦
Well,then two quick meals.
伙计：不好意思,没有快餐了
Sorry again,no more quick meals.
麦太：离不离谱呀,那你们究竟有什么餐呀?
What in the world?Then what meals DO you have?
伙计：午餐呀,午餐好啊
Afternoon meal,afternoon meals are good.
麦太：怎么个好啊?
How good?
伙计：跟晚餐一样好
The same as dinner meal.
麦太：那晚餐又怎么个好呀?
And what’s so good about dinner meal.
伙计：跟常餐一样好啰
The same as regular meal.
麦太：那常餐又怎么个好呀?
What’s so good about regular meals?
伙计：常餐?常餐一早就卖完啦,你说好不好呀?
Regular meals?Regular meals are already sold out long ago,you tell me it it’s good.
麦太：好了好了,要两份午餐啦
Ok ok,then two afternoon meals.
伙计：不好意思!午餐卖完了,试不试一下我们的晚餐呀?一样的呀
Sorry!Afternoon meals are sold out,how about trying our dinner meal,it’s the same!
麦太：大白天吃什么晚餐呀?
Why would we want to eat dinner meal during day time?
伙计：唉……名字叫晚餐而已,其实也就是午餐
Ai…it’s just CALLED dinner meal,but it’s actually just the afternoon meal.
麦太：好了好了,怕你了,要两份晚餐,快点呀
Ok ok then,shish!I want two dinner meal,quickly!
伙计：想快?想快就要快餐啊
Quick?You want quick then have the quick meal!