谁有比较简单的英语小故事

谁有比较简单的英语小故事

下面是我曾经的一个回答：

世界上最简单、短少的英语故事
检举 | 2012-4-20 17:12 提问者： 屁丝2002 | 浏览次数：32次

2012-4-20 18:52 满意回答 曾经一个英文报社征集过最短的小说，大概是下面的意思
There were two men。They were brotheres in law。 One day they went hunting in Africa，but unfortunately they were encountered with a lion。The younger was escaped，while the older was eaten。Then the surviver cabled a message to his sister，telling her the bad news and the corpse on the way back 。The sister was sad，and had a good cry。Some days later she received a body of the dead lion。Strage，she send a telegram to her brother，“There is a mistake——it is the dead lion‘s body” He replied，“No，the body is in the lion”追问再简单点，俺没学过
回答你是让我给你编一个吗
Long time ago，there was a KungFu boy，whose name is ZhangJunbao。He stydied KungFu from monks in the Shaolin Temple。Afterwards，he went out to the outside world，and became famous by his KungFu which not only from Shaolin，but also including his own creation。With the fame，he came back to the mountains and founded a new KungFu school，WuDang。His another name is ZhangSanfeng。
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狮子和老鼠 THE LION AND THE MOUSE Lion was awakened from sleep by a Mouse running over his face. Rising up in anger, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the Mouse piteously entreated, saying： “If you would only spare my life, I would be sure to repay your kindness.” The Lion laughed and let him go. It happened shortly after this that the Lion was caught by some hunters, who bound him by strong ropes to the ground. The Mouse, recognizing his roar, came up, and gnawed the rope with his teeth, and setting him free, exclaimed: “You ridiculed the idea of my ever being able to help you, not expecting to receive from me any repayment of your favor； but now you know that it is possible for even a Mouse to confer benefits on a Lion.” 一只老鼠从一只狮子面前跑过去，将它从梦中吵醒。狮子生气地跳起来，捉住老鼠，要弄死它。老鼠哀求说：“只要你肯饶恕我这条小生命，我将来一定会报答你的大恩。”狮子便笑着放了它。 后来狮子被几个猎人捉住，用粗绳捆绑倒在地上。老鼠听出是狮子的吼声，走来用牙齿咬断绳索，释放了他，并大声说：“你当时嘲笑我想帮你的忙，而且也不指望我有什么机会报答。但是你现在知道了，就算是小老鼠，也能向狮子效劳的。” 望采纳

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