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If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet,don't reply;If you hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible; female entrepreneurs(except small business hawker), not possible, so that we don't waste each other's hope。 The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, ,who are both wealthy and good-looking, would not make an announcement looking for you. Surely, I don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you're indeed an angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expect that you looks like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people's souls。An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you're beautifully shy. You need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you're allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry--a little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to do. I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores. It cannot be more specific than this, can it?

Let me introduce myself for you. I'm a man whose age is no longer small, living a moderately well-off life, who doesn't smoke but drink. My personality is open;My character is neither good nor bad. I'm not exactly an honest man, but I am without much courage since I was born. Even it is not illegal to kill, I wouldn't kill anyone. My conscience will be tortured by the guilt if I do anything cruel to others。I am meant not to be a villain, even if I try to be one. In general and basically, I'm still one of those who are beneficial and harmless to the mankind and our society.

Contact me by phone, if you're the one.

这么长！

找老婆！

如果你想找白马王子或钻石王老五，免谈。如果你持有硕士学位或更高学位，免谈。如果你是女性企业家（小商贩除外），免谈。这样是为了确保我们不会浪费对彼此的憧憬。英俊富有的刘德华和汤姆克鲁斯不会宣称说要找你。当然，我不会期待一个诺丁山式的爱情故事。即使你真的是个天使，我也无法真正拥有你---你最好不要是杂志的封面女郎，噬摄人类的灵魂。我只希望你和大多数人一样外表时尚又不丢失自我。

如果你作风稳健表里如一 那样会不错，如果你是淑女，那更好。你不用整天一门心思或打扮的很年轻，但我可以接受你有不切实际的梦想，并很容易心平气和的被拉回现实--顶多是尴尬的一笑，然后去做自己的事情。我喜欢会叠衣服的女人，无论何时洗完烫完后都能叠的像刚买回来的一样。这些要求再普通不过了吧？

现在我要向你介绍一下我自己，我已经老大不小了，丰衣足食，不抽烟，但喝酒。性格外向不好不坏。我可能是个不太诚实的男人，但我生来就勇气十足。即使杀人不再犯法我也不会杀人。如果我对别人做了残忍的事情我的内心会受到谴责。我的意思是无论如何我无法成为恶棍。总的来说，我不会对人类社会构成危害。

如果符合要求，电话联系

寻找新娘

如果你想找的是一个英俊小生或钱袋子，不要回复；如果你有博士或者更高的学位，不可能；如果你是女企业家（小商贩除外），不可能；免得浪费我们彼此的期望。英俊而富有的刘德华或汤姆克鲁斯不会发通告来找你。当然，我也不会期待一个《诺丁山》式的故事。即使你确实是个天使，我也无法把握你——我不希望你看起来就像杂志的封面女郎，让人看一眼灵魂就被征服。只需要一个普通的人，外表时髦内心保守，身心健康，如果你有些娇羞就更好。你不需要太有心计太年轻，有时你可以有一些不切实际的梦想，但几句话就可以将你拉回现实，而且你不会生气——最多露出一点尴尬的笑容，然后去做你该做的事情。我喜欢的女人该知道怎么叠衣服，无论什么时候洗完衣服、烫完衣服就叠起来，让它们看起来就像刚从商店买回来一样。这不是什么特别的要求，不是吗？

让我向你介绍一下我自己吧。我是个老大不小的男人，生活宽裕，不抽烟，但喝酒。个性外向；性格不好不坏。我不是个太诚实的男人，但我生来胆小。就算杀人是合法的，我也不会去杀任何人。如果我对别人做了什么残忍的事，我的良心会受到内疚的拷问。我的意思是即使我想做个恶棍也做不成。一般来说，我基本上还是一个对人类社会有益无害的人。

如果你是合适的人，电话联系我

I don't think anyone will do this for you.

If you wrote it by yourself , it meant that you are the best one .You can do it by yourself.

GO ON!