I asked myself how to handle life? My room gave

I asked myself how to handle life?
My room gave me the answer:
Roof said: Aim high.
Fan said: Be cool.
Clock said: Value time
Calendar said: Be up to date.
Wallet said: Save now for the future.
Mirror said: Always observe yourself.
Wall said: Share others' load.
Window said: Expand the vision.
Floor said: Always be down to earth.
Stairs said: Watch each step you take.
The most inspiring one:
Toilet bowl said: When it's time to let go, just let it go...............

And the toilet paper said: Expect shit everyday !!!谁能翻译一下。谢谢

我问自己如何面对生活
我在房间里得到这些答案：
天花板：目标高远
电风扇：冷静淡定
时钟：珍惜时间
日历：与时俱进
钱包：厚积薄发
镜子：自我审视
墙：帮别人分担重任
窗子：开阔眼界
地板：脚踏实地
楼梯：走好每一步

我选最励志的：
抽水马桶：该放一放就放一放
厕纸：随时准备 迎接无常

我问自己如何处理生活？ 我的房间给了我答案： 屋顶说：“瞄准”。 粉丝说：“酷”。 时钟说：值时间 日历说：要到日期。 钱包说：“现在保存为未来。