急求英语幽默短剧!4人左右!
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- 提问者网友:伴风望海
- 2021-10-11 20:14
急求英语幽默短剧!4人左右!
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- 五星知识达人网友:骨子里都是戏
- 2021-10-11 21:26
迟到的理由 the reason of being lateTeacher:Johnny,why are you late for school every morning? 老师:约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到? Johnny:Every time when I come to the corner,a guidepost says,”School--GoSlow”. 约翰尼:每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着“学校——缓行”。孩子的复数竟然是个双胞胎 Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom? 老师:汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么? Tom: Men. 汤姆:“男人们”。 Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? 老师:答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢? Tom: Twins. 汤姆:双胞胎。Our Tails 我们的尾巴 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了:“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?” “我来试试看,”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”Longest and Shortest 最长和最短Longest and ShortestA teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."最长和最短老师问他的一个学生:“什么最长什么最短?”学生立刻回答:“一堂课的最后几分钟最长,一场考试的最后几分钟最短。我尽力了,只找到这小段。
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