求最好笑的英语笑话！快！

最好短的，水平高中的

1.八戒，别以为你站在路灯下就是夜明猪了.

2.每当我错过一个女孩，我就在山上放一块砖，于是，这世界便有了长城。

3.高考成绩出来了，老师长出一口气对我说：其实没考上，对你和大学都是一种幸福。

4.拜托不要叫他动脑子好不好－－左脑全是水，右脑全是面粉，不动便罢了，一动全是浆糊。

5.孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决。

6.没有不透风的墙，没有不能上吊的梁。

7.我一失足成大瘸子，再回首又闪了腰。

8.我不喜欢整理房间，他们都叫我乱室英雄。

希望似火，失望如烟，人生就是七处点火，八处冒烟……

你说你会等我回来，你确实等了，还找了一个人一起等。

名人就是出名前别人不知道他是谁，出名后他不知道自己是谁的人。

我的世界忽然开始下雪，天啊！请不要在我身旁梳头发了。

我喜欢交朋友，尤其是女朋友。

愚者坐以待毙，智者坐以待币。

一个胖子居然自称自己不是个粗人。

真羡慕你这么年轻就认识我了。

I love three things the sun the moon and you the sun for day the moon for night and you forever

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir. You’re the father of twins(双胞胎)!"      "What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins Baseball team!"      Later the nurse returned and congratulated the second father on the birth of his triplets(三胞胎).      "Wow! That’s incredible! I work for the 3M Corporation."      An hour later, the nurse returned to congratulate the third man on the birth of his quadruplets(四胞胎). Stunned, he barely could reply, "I don’t believe it! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"      After this, everyone turned to the fourth guy who had just fainted(晕倒). The nurse rushed to his side. As he slowly gained consciousness, they could hear him mutter over and over, "I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job..."