afunnystory英语作文

afunnystory英语作文

A fun story
Last week I heard a funny story . It said that a little boy was late for school and his teacher asked him the reason . He said that he found a hundred-dollar on the bus to school . His teacher smiled . The little boy said he stood on it for a long time until other people went away . Then he picked it up and put in his pocket .I laughed loudly when I heard it . But after a minute , I don’t think the little boy was a good student . He should give the money to the police or the teacher . From then on , I decide to be an honest student .

o heart. Here I make friends with my new classmates from everywhere around China. What's more, I will enjoy sports with my classmates on the playground, tired but happy. sometimes I will choose to read news online and sometimes watch a film for relaxing. Of course,I will study harder than before.During the college's time,I not only develops my intellectual ahilites,but also develops social skills as well as knowledge and wisdom . learning how to balance intense study and recreation.

Catch a Rabbit

　　The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
　　The CIA goes in.
　　They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
　　The FBI goes in.
　　After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
　　The LAPD goes in.
　　They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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　　Zoo Job

　　One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.
　　He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
　　So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
　　At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.
　　The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

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　　First Job

　　"A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.
　　One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
　　The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
　　Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot."
　　They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
　　At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.
　　The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
　　When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.
　　The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."
　　"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
　　The little girl replied, "I will, if those as*!#!es at Home Depot ever deliver the fu*#'ng sheet rock..."

Bear farming."
There was a bear farming,it is to ask what kind of a goat.Goat replied:"I planted the vegetables." After that,the bear went kind of vegetables.Soon,there is a small rabbit,and with the bear said:"Brother Bear,you should plant radishes,carrots are more nutritious." Bear listening to the rabbit,it just kind of put the whole vegetables soon pulled out,replant radish.A month later,the ground just smoke and tender leaves,monkey to bear came to visit.It bears saying:"Brother Bear,you should watermelons,to the next year in the summer,and thirst and hot weather,many good things ah!" Monkey bear listening to it,think it makes sense,then pulled radish watermelons.I do not know watermelon delicious but difficult to bear species,a series of good trees have withered.
In this way,the harvest season arrived.Goats eat the green vegetables,nutritious rabbit bite from a large radish,sweet monkey bite from watermelon,just bear with nothing to eat.
“狗熊种地”
有一只狗熊种地,它先问山羊种的是什么.山羊回答：“我种的是青菜”.之后,狗熊就去种青菜了.不久,有一只小兔子来了,跟狗熊说：“熊大哥,你应该种萝卜,萝卜的营养比较多”.狗熊听了兔子的话,就把刚种不久的青菜全拔掉了,改种萝卜.一个月后,地里刚刚冒出嫩嫩的叶子,小猴来狗熊家作客.它对狗熊说：“熊大哥,你应该种西瓜,到了明年夏天,又解渴又解暑,多好的事呀!”狗熊听了小猴的话,觉得也有道理,就拔掉了萝卜种西瓜.可狗熊不知西瓜好吃却难种,一连好几棵都枯死了.
　　就这样,收获的季节到了.山羊吃上了绿油油的青菜,兔子咬起有营养的大萝卜,小猴啃起甜甜的大西瓜,只有狗熊什么也没有吃到.
a funny story
My uncle is sometimes very funny.
One day my uncle saw a sweater in a shop window.Because it was cheap,he bought it .In the afternoon he wore the sweater and went out to work.Soon,it began to rain.He ran into the house as quickly as he could,but he still got wet.The sweater on him begn to get small.And soon,it got too small and my uncle couldn't take it off.At last,with my aunt's help,he got out of the sweater.
Don't you think he's funny.