哪位给推荐一篇大学英语小故事三分钟到五分钟幽默类或哲理类的

本人急需一篇英语短故事作为Free Talk的素材，三到五分钟，幽默或哲理类，如果是哲理类的最好有感受，是的哪位帮帮忙，推荐一篇经典的，谢谢哈

The crow and the fox

One day a big black crow,found some cheese.

"I will fly up into tree with it."she said.

" I want to eat it now."

A foxcame by and saw the bird.

He saw the cheese as well.

He wanted to eat the cheese,too.

He went round and round the tree while he thought howha could get the cheese.

Then he said to the crow,"You look very nice.If you can sing very nicely as well,I think you must be Queen of all the birds."

The crow was very pleased.

She liked to be called a Queen.

"Yes,I can sing."She said.

But as she said this the cheese fell from her beak.

Down to the ground it fell.The fox picked up the cheese and ran away.

"You may be Queen of the birds.You may look nice and you may sing well.But you do not think very well."he said,as he ran off.

In a hurry to get to my 9a.m.class,I threw my books into my briefcase,slammed it shut and rashed out.As I made my way across campus,several students smiled at me rather peculiarly. When I reached the classroom,a friend looked at my attache case and asked,"Planning to sleep through this one ?" Unknowingly ,I had caught the fringe of a big colourful pillow in my briefcase,and it had bobbed along with me all the way to the class.