儿子眼中的父亲 这篇文章如何翻译成英语

7岁：“爸爸真了不起，什么都懂！”

14岁：“好像有时候觉得也不对！”

20岁：“爸爸有点落伍了，他的理论和时代格格不入。”

25岁：“‘老头子’一无所知，毫无疑问，陈腐不堪。”

35岁：“如果爸爸当年像我这样老练，他今天肯定是个百万富翁了。”

45岁：“我不知道是否该和‘老头’商量商量，或许他能帮我出出主意。。。”

55岁：“真可惜，爸爸去世了，说实在活，他的看法相当高明。”

60岁：“可怜的爸爸，您简直是位无所不知的学者，遗憾的是我了解您太晚了！”
怎么没人翻译了吗？
这个答案都是直译

7 years old:"Father really fantastic, understand everything!"

14 years old:"Seem the sometimes feel also wrong!"

20 years old:"Father had a little to become outdated, his ories and ages were inharmonious."

25 years old:"'The old man son'know not a thing, beyond all doubt, outworn and unbearable."

35 years old:"If father's that year is like me so well experienced, he affirmed today be a millionaire."

45 years old:"I know whether should with'old man'the company measure a company quantity, probably he can help me to give decision..."

55 years old:"Very pitiful, father die, say that live really, his viewpoint is very brilliant."

60 years old:"Pitiful father, you are an omniscient scholar simply, regret of is I understand you too late!"

7-year-old: "Dad really terrific, what understand about!" 14-year-old: "do not seem to feel that sometimes!" 20-year-old: "Daddy somewhat backward, his theories and alien era." 25-year-old said: "The 'old man' ignorant, no doubt, outworn state." 35-year-old: "If my father was like me have experienced, he is a millionaire today certainly has." 45-year-old: "I do not know whether that and the 'old man' discussion discussions, perhaps, contribute ideas and he help me out..." 55-year-old: "I pity my father passed away, that really live, his views very clever." 60-year-old: "Poor Dad, you simply place omniscient scholars, it is regrettable that I know you too late!"

7 years old:"father really fantastic, understand everything!" 14 years old:"seem the sometimes feel also wrong!" 20 years old:"father had a little to become outdated, his ories and ages were inharmonious." 25 years old:"'the old man son'know not a thing, beyond all doubt, outworn and unbearable." 35 years old:"if father's that year is like me so well experienced, he affirmed today be a millionaire." 45 years old:"i know whether should with'old man'the company measure a company quantity, probably he can help me to give decision..." 55 years old:"very pitiful, father die, say that live really, his viewpoint is very brilliant." 60 years old:"pitiful father, you are an omniscient scholar simply, regret of is i understand you too late!"