the horiific psychology test of love

the horiific psychology test of love
全球最恐怖的爱情测试:
如果让你选择一种死法,1从二十层跳下去2割腕3服毒药4一枪毙命5跳海淹死6煤气中毒7饿死
你会选择哪一个?
1半年内你的爱情会有一次大变2一生中结两次婚3三十岁之前不可能结婚4十足一个花心大萝卜5不久你将成为第三者6越来越受异性欢迎7总是被爱
谁能帮我把上面这段翻译成英语,

全球最恐怖的爱情测试:
The most horrible test of love
如果让你选择一种死法,1从二十层跳下去2割腕3服毒药4一枪毙命5跳海淹死6煤气中毒7饿死
你会选择哪一个?
If you were facing a way of killing yourself, 1. jumping from the 22nd floor of a building, 2. cutting your wrist 3. taking poison 4. shooting yourself with a gun 5. getting drown in the sea 6. gas poisoning 7 starving to death
Which would you like to choose?
答案
1半年内你的爱情会有一次大变2一生中结两次婚3三十岁之前不可能结婚4十足一个花心大萝卜5不久你将成为第三者6越来越受异性欢迎7总是被爱
Answer
1. You'll get a tremendous change of love in half one year
2. You'll be married for twice in your whole life
3. You won't be possible to get married before 30 years old
4. You are really a playboy
5. You are going to cut in between a couple in the near future
6. You are going more and more popular
7. You are always being loved