英语课文翻译：My cousin and DIY 课文什么意思

My cousin and DIY
My cousin Andrew is crazy about DIY. He loves to repairthings and decorate his house. But when he finishes, the house always looksterrible!
He once tried to put in a brighter light in his bedroom,but he made a mistake. Then his whole house had a power cut. Another time, hewanted to put up a picture on his bedroom wall, but he hit a pipe and filledthe room with water.
Last month, he thought the living room in his house wasboring, so he painted it blue. His mum said, “Stop it.” But he kept onpainting. Now the loving room not only has blue walls but also a blue ceilingand floor. Even his cat is blue now!
When I wanted a shelf above my bed, he said, “Noproblem!” He then spent five hours putting up the shelf on the wall. Then I putmy books on the shelf. Whoops! They couldn’t stay there because one end of theshelf was much higher than the other!
I bought some books about DIY for him and I alsoadvised him to take a course in DIY. But this just made him angry—he says he already knows everything aboutit. So instead, I am reading all the books myself and attending lessons everySaturday. Now I know much more about DIY than my cousin!

My cousin and DIY我堂兄和DIY（自己动手做）
My cousin Andrew is crazy about DIY. He loves to repairthings and decorate his house. But when he finishes, the house always looksterrible!我的堂兄Andrew对DIY甚是疯狂，他爱准备东西装饰他的房子，但是每当他弄完，他的房子看上去总是一团糟
He once tried to put in a brighter light in his bedroom,but he made a mistake. Then his whole house had a power cut. Another time, hewanted to put up a picture on his bedroom wall, but he hit a pipe and filledthe room with water.又一次，他是试着在将我市的灯换个亮点的，但犯了个错误，然后整个房子都没点了。还有一次，他想在我市的墙上挂副画，但是撞破了水管，然后房间被说淹了。
Last month, he thought the living room in his house wasboring, so he painted it blue. His mum said, “Stop it.” But he kept onpainting. Now the loving room not only has blue walls but also a blue ceilingand floor. Even his cat is blue now!上个月他觉得客厅太没意思，就刷成了蓝色，他妈妈让她停下，但是他还是继续刷完，现在不但客厅的强变成了蓝色，连窗帘地板都成了蓝色，甚至他的冒也是
When I wanted a shelf above my bed, he said, “Noproblem!” He then spent five hours putting up the shelf on the wall. Then I putmy books on the shelf. Whoops! They couldn’t stay there because one end of theshelf was much higher than the other!一次我想在我床上边弄一个书架，他说没问题，然后就花了5个小时讲一个书架定在墙上。当我吧书放在上面是，我天，书根本就防不住，因为书架的一边明显比另一边高
I bought some books about DIY for him and I alsoadvised him toin DIY. But this just made him angry—he says he already knows everything aboutit. So instead, I am reading all the books myself and attending lessons everySaturday. Now I know much more about DIY than my cousin!我给他买了一些关于DIY的书并且建议他学习一下DIY，但是这却令他很生气，他已经知道了关于DIY的所有东西，所以，现在我在看这些书，并且每周六还上课。现在说起DIY，我知道的远比我堂兄多。

翻译的有些粗糙，大体意思不错。

我表亲戚和diy