求一个英语剧本，要求是饭店，而且搞笑

求一个英语剧本，要求是饭店，而且搞笑

The tragicomedy in the restaurant
Pay the check=付账
语气词Err=额 Hey=嘿 En=嗯
G: Guest(客人) H: Host(主人) W: Waiter M: Manager
G: I’m full now.
H: So do l.
G: It’s a wonderful dinner, the foods are delicious, thank you.
H: You are welcome. By the way, it’s not early now, let’s leave.
G: OK. Don’t forget to pay the check.
H: Sure. (转过头对服务员)Waiter! Give me the check.
W: OK, wait a moment, please.
H: (摸摸口袋)Oh, no! I only have 50 yuan in all in my pocket!
G: What? 50 yuan? I think we must pay at least 200 yuan!
H: I’m sorry, but, l really don’t have money. Would you pay for me?
G: l pay for you? You said it’s your treat! [你请客]
H: Help me, please. I’ll give the money back to you tomorrow, I promise.
G: You have said you’ll pay for the meal, but don’t bring enough money, how fun you are! (摸摸口袋)Oh, no! l haven’t bring any money!
W: (走来)Here’s your check, Sir. Please have a look.
H: (无视服务员) Why don’t you carry any money with you?
G: You said it’s your treat!
W: Here’s your check.
H: (无视)You don’t take any money. How can you come here?
G: My home is only 10 minutes’ walk from here.
W: You should pay 240 yuan, Sir.
H: (继续无视,仍然对着Guest) But…
W: (大叫)Don’t ignore me !!
H: Oh, I’m sorry. Give me the check.
(Host 看了下账单)
H: En… , I think there’s something wrong on the check, please check it.
W: Really? Give me the check, wait a moment. (转身离开)
H: (过了一小会儿)We are safe now. Let’s escape from here.
G: Escape? Will you be afraid if they all the police?
H: So what can we do?
G: You can use your phone to pay.
H: Are you kidding? My iPhone 4S is far more expensive than the meal !
G: You can take it back tomorrow.
H: Hey, since you home is near from here, you can go home to fetch some money. G: What? You said it’s your treat and let me go home to fetch money. I’ll remember you! (转身离开,出教室)
H: (过了一会儿) Err…Waiter, my friend has gone home to fetch money, just wait 10 minutes追问请先等一下我让同学评价一下追答后面还有的。。追问请继续发吧追答W: OK.
PPT: 10 minutes later
H: What may have happened to him? May be I’ll ask my other friends for help. ( 取出手机打电话)
PPT音效:The number you have dialed is power off.
H: Let me change a person.
PPT音效:The number you have dialed is power off.
H: Let me change again.
PPT音效:The number you have dialed is power off.
H: Oh! What kind of friends they are!
(Guest 回来了)
G: I’m sorry to tell you a bad news, I forget to take my keys with me when l leave home, so…
H: What? Oh my God!
W: (走来)Hey, Sir, can you pay the check now?
H: (拿过账单)There’s another mistake on the check.
W: That’s impossible! Figure it out!
H: You have a really poor eyesight! Do it your self!
W:（慢慢走开,自言自语）What a strange person he is!
G: Hey, you can wash the dishes!
H: I wash? It’s already 8 o’clock p.m. l don’t want to sleep here tonight.
G:But you should pay for the meal! You wash!
H:You should wash! You don’t have the key, you cannot go home tonight, you can sleep here.
W:(走来)What? I have here you talking about washing the dishes. You cannot pay for the check? There are no mistakes on the check! But you ask me to find fault again and again! Tell me the truth!
H:Err…Yes, we don’t have enough money, let he wash the dishes.
G: Let he wash
H: You should wash!
G: You should wash!
W: Shut up! Both of you do it! Come with me!
G&H: Oh, no!
PPT: In the kitchen
W: Quick！(拍Host一下）Quick！(拍Host一下）
1 yuan for each dish! And if you broke one, you should pay an extra 3 yuan for each! It seems that you have washed 30 dishes but broke 10. You did nothing! Ha Ha Ha! Do you want to sleep here tonight? Try harder. You have to wash 120 dishes! Hey, by the way, where’s your friend? If he escaped, you have to wash 240 dishes.
PPT: Then the manager comes
M: What’s the matter? Who is he?
W: Hi, manager! This guy cannot pay the check! I let him wash the dishes. M: Hey! It’s you!H: Wow! It’s you!
W: What?
H: We haven’t meet for 10 years! Are you ok?
M: Very well! En…l heard that you forget to bring the money? It doesn’t matter ,you don’t need to pay for it.
H: Thank you very much.
(Host Manager开始向门外走)
M: I miss you very much, I can remember when we are in the middle school, you usually help me to cheat in the exam…
W: What a strange day!追问发完了？完了？追答嗯对啊。。。追问好吧，先采纳了再说追答谢谢